You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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