We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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