...so i touched it.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
wow bdsm is so cute
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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