question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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