if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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