we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
one two three fourrrrnication!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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