Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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