Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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