you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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