laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
