Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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