what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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