'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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