Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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