i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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