Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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