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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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