come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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