Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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