Just mADE A PArabola og urine
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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