Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Say something about gay babies.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
