its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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