Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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