question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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