when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
No subtext here. People are naked.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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