i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
