Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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