I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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