So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
