Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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