I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I touched a dick in church today
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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