I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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