Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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