we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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