Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Is Oprah even human
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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