How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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