I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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