Reggie can tackle my bush.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
