I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
im holly from the hills drunk
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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