So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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