So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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