if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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