Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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