If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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