I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
