Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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