We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
the room spins SO much faster in panama
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
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