you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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