At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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