i would punch a child for taco bell
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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