i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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