some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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