My nipple is on Facebook.
Your dad touched me again.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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